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	<description>TheWoodlandsBiotch.com - rants, tirades and musings on life in the woodlands, texas</description>
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		<title>where the f**k you been?</title>
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for my loyal followers (all, what, eight of you?) that have been wondering just that, let me tell you:


i added a new talent to my list of things i can do and get paid doing. no, nothing dirty, you gutter-dweller. i&#8217;ve become a web designer. Wo0t!


i became increasinly obsessed with my new job, which, since [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thewoodlandsbiotch.com/twblog/2010/03/07/where-the-fk-you-been/</link>
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		<title>in which i got something for free</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i was pleasantly surprised. we rarely watch commercials, between dvr-ing everything we want to see and muting them all when we watch real-time. but i happen to catch the lincoln mkt ad last night, which had a hauntingly beautiful song on it. of course, at the time i couldn&#8217;t find my stupid song id app [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thewoodlandsbiotch.com/twblog/2010/01/22/in-which-i-got-something-for-free/</link>
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		<title>pat robertson can go to hell</title>
		<description><![CDATA[seriously.
not every bad thing that happens to good people (or even bad people) is because god&#8217;s mad at them. or their ancestors. or their ancestors ancestors.
during an interview on the Christian Broadcasting Network the day after the earthquake in haiti, televangelist robinson said &#8220;many years ago, the island&#8217;s people &#8217;swore a pact to the devil.&#8217; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thewoodlandsbiotch.com/twblog/2010/01/15/pat-robertson-can-go-to-hell/</link>
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		<title>way to go, guvner</title>
		<description><![CDATA[and i quote:
  &#8220;Thirty-nine other states and the District of Columbia have told the U.S. Department of Education they intend to apply for the first round of the Race to the Top funding. The $4 billion will go to those that embrace certain reform efforts such as national standards, charter schools and the use of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thewoodlandsbiotch.com/twblog/2010/01/13/way-to-go-guvner/</link>
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		<title>go away, little girl</title>
		<description><![CDATA[so there i was, at the doctor&#8217;s office. it&#8217;s the first part of the year, time to get the unpleasantness out of the way. i arrived a few minutes late, so i had to wait for about 10 minutes.
side-note - i love my doctor. not only is ten minutes probably the absolute longest i&#8217;ve ever [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thewoodlandsbiotch.com/twblog/2010/01/08/go-away-little-girl/</link>
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		<title>wait, isn&#8217;t an avatar a little picture?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[the film has grossed millions - m-i-l-l-i-o-n-s!! doesn&#8217;t necessarily mean it&#8217;s a great film. but at least it&#8217;s popular. so the way i see it, if we&#8217;re gonna go sit through 2 hours and 42 minutes of what it supposed to be a &#8220;technological wonder&#8221; of a film, we may as well go all out.
so [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thewoodlandsbiotch.com/twblog/2010/01/03/wait-isnt-an-avatar-a-little-picture/</link>
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		<title>happy new decade</title>
		<description><![CDATA[the ironic thing is, if anyone around here knew of more fun ways to spend the evening tonight, i&#8217;d be amazed. i&#8217;d only amassed the knowledge for the past month now. and yet&#8230;
 
&#8230;i&#8217;m spending the evening in, boyfriend and i lazily watching movies and having a quiet drink or two.
ah, to be a grown-up.
cheers!
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		<link>http://thewoodlandsbiotch.com/twblog/2009/12/31/happy-new-decade/</link>
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		<title>and so</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So this is Xmas
And what have you done?
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Xmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear ones
The old and the young
A very Merry Xmas
And a happy New Year
Let&#8217;s hope it&#8217;s a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Xmas
For weak and for strong
For rich [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thewoodlandsbiotch.com/twblog/2009/12/24/and-so/</link>
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		<title>unfit parenting</title>
		<description><![CDATA[so there i was&#8230; minding my own business, trying to get some last minute christmas shopping done. i was in the mall - a place i tend to avoid like the plague between thanksgiving and new years. it was crowded, but not overly so, thanks to boyfriend&#8217;s willingness to go shopping mid-day versus in the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thewoodlandsbiotch.com/twblog/2009/12/14/unfit-parenting/</link>
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		<title>betty&#8217;s got nothing on me.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[if you&#8217;ve been following along (and i trust you have) you&#8217;d know that i bake quite a bit. today&#8217;s moment of pride? when i pulled this glorious loaf of bread out of my oven&#8230;
 
note the golden crust, the perfectly rounded top, the mouth-watering aroma filling the house&#8230; well, okay, you&#8217;ll have to just take my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thewoodlandsbiotch.com/twblog/2009/12/10/bettys-got-nothing-on-me/</link>
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