The Woodlands Biotch

i don’t facebook.
the way i see it, if i want friends, well then - i’ll make friends. i don’t want a bunch of people that may or may not remember that one day fifteen years ago they shared my geometry book and so that should make them my friend now. or they remember me harassing [...]

as much as i love the woodlands, you’d think i’d get out and about in it more often - or maybe that’s the whole problem in the first place, that i do get out and about in the great outdoors, but not necessarily indoors.
because clearly i missed the announcement, nay, the fanfare and general glee, [...]

just in case you haven’t noticed, this week has been the 40th anniversary of the apollo 11 mission and first lunar landing. if you live around here (which i assume 99% of my readers do) then this a time of extreme pride for us. but on the other hand…
if you watch tv (which i assume 100% [...]

hi.
i know you’ve been by a few times. and i don’t mind. in fact, i’m flattered, really. but - well, just one question…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
seriously.

i realize i’ve been gone a while again. i went on vacay. had a ton of fun. saw many great things. and i thought about all the things i could share with you about it, but then i thought - wait a minute. i told everyone at work all about it. what if they read this, [...]