The Woodlands Biotch

i’ll keep it short, cause i’m tired and i don’t think i want to re-live the tale one more time today. but to the man that kept me on the phone for 15 minutes at the end of the day to rail and whine and spew and rant about how we were “screwing” him and [...]

if you’re from around here, you know that what is now ambiance used to be gators grill and before that something i don’t even remember because it lasted like a month and before that was red lobster. so about a week after ambiance opened the boyfriend and i thought, what the hell, we’ll stop in [...]

let me just start this whole thing with a disclaimer: if my mother ever figures out that i am me, i will most likely be disowned.
tragic.
now: years ago, eaons and ages ago, i endured what no girl should. for a long time. for years, actually. and not just at the hands of my half brother, [...]

for a long time, i thought the new guy maybe just didn’t like me. i mean, he started out seeming to like me; he asked my input, he empathised with my frustration at the multiple layers of completing what should be simple tasks. but then the weather changed or something. maybe he lost more hair. [...]

have you seen sicko? the most recent documentary installment by michael moore? we watched it the other night. the boyfriend wasn’t too enthused at first. really isn’t one for documentaries that, on the surface, sound completely boring. “a documentary about heath insurance in america?” he said. “no thanks.” to which i calmly replied he could [...]